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| 2011 2012 | |
2011 Payouts | |
| Standard Payouts | |
| First Place - Palin Disaster | $90 |
| Second Place - Tea Party Terrorists | $60 |
| Third Place - Never Die Birthers | $40 |
| Fourth Place - The Unabombers | $20 |
| Winner of consolation round (fifth place) - The Shysters | $15 |
| Bonus Payouts - Final | |
| Life Isn't Fair - New World Order Most cumulative points but didn't make it to playoffs |
$10 |
| So Close, But So Far - Palin Disaster: 0.21, week 2 Narrowest loss (award goes to loser) |
$10 |
| Mega Points - Malcolm X-Men: 109.47, week 4 Most points scored in a single game |
$10 |
| The Loser - Tea Party Terrorists: -1.6, week 7 (Tashard Choice) Least points from an active, non-defense player in a single game |
$5 |
| Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda - Tea Party Terrorists: 28.93, week 3 (Eli Manning) Most points from a non-defensive, benched player in a single game |
$10 |
| Golden Foot - Zero Degree Kelvin: 23, week 12 (Janikowski) Most points from an active kicker in a single game |
$10 |
| The Wall - Malcolm X-Men: 32, week 4 (Baltimore) Most points from an active defense in a single game |
$10 |
| All Star - Branch Davidians: 43.96, week 4 (Aaron Rodgers) Most points from an active, non-defense player in a single game |
$10 |
| All bonus payouts are determined by regular season games. Ties will split the payout. | |