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| 2011 2012 | |
2012 Payouts | |
| Standard Payouts | |
| First Place - New World Order | $90 |
| Second Place - Never-Die Birthers | $50 |
| Third Place - Paul's Patriots | $30 |
| Bonus Payouts - Final | |
| Life Isn't Fair - Tea Party Terrorists (1028.45) Most cumulative points but didn't make it to playoffs |
$10 |
| So Close, But So Far - Never-Die Birthers: 1.39, week 2 Narrowest loss (award goes to loser) |
$10 |
| Mega Points - New World Order: 114.81, week 6 Most points scored in a single game |
$10 |
| The Loser - Paul's Patriots: -4.13, week 11 (Matt Ryan) Least points from an active, non-defense player in a single game |
$10 |
| Golden Foot - Never-Die Birthers: 19, week 18 (Tynes) Most points from an active kicker in a single game |
$10 |
| The Wall - FLDS Freaks: 41, week 14 (Seattle) Most points from an active defense in a single game |
$10 |
| All Star - New World Order: 43.61, week 6 (Aaron Rodgers) Most points from an active, non-defense player in a single game |
$10 |
| All bonus payouts are determined by regular season games. Ties will split the payout. | |